Seven Day Forecast

The latest seven day forecast, according to the weather channel:

Friday
Mostly sunny, chance of rain 0%

Saturday
Pleasant early, increasing clouds and wind later in the day

Sunday
The most amazing and terrible hurricane in the history of the universe.  It's no use trying to find higher ground.  Irene knows where you are, she knows what you fear, and she will find you.

Monday
Why is this happening to us?  I'm so scared

Tuesday
In the morning, survivors will be chased around the landscape by angry werewolves.  Later in the day, the werewolves will be chased off by the four horsemen of the Apocalypse (werewolves hate horses).

Wednesday
By Wednesday, the werewolves will be driven into hiding, but the world will be covered in horse poop.  Don't bother cleaning it up, satan will be arriving mid-afternoon, and he LOVES horse poop.

Thursday
1,000 years of darkness